Even though he’s not an Avenger (seriously, Wade, stop asking, it’s not going to happen), Deadpool has his own room in Avengers Tower. No one knows how he got it, or when he moved in. He messes with everyone, except Natasha. Again, no one knows why.
Six years ago, Augusto Coaracy’s skull was crushed by a disem-bused wheel, breaking his neck in the process. And as startling as it is to have something like that happen without warning, the really strange stuff happens after … like a constant urge to show strangers your dick.
When the bus wheel came down on his head, it shattered his C1 vertebra in three parts — that is, it smashed the neck bone that’s in charge of supporting the skull and shielding the spinal cord. “The X-ray of my neck that night — it’s the most shocking thing from my accident,” Augusto says, “It shows my vertebra in pieces.”
How shocking? Well, the first person on the scene happened to work for the Brazilian health department. He later told Augusto that the accident was so horrific, he literally decided to quit his job the next day. That’s right — the injury was so gruesome that it inflicted traumatic splash damage on bystanders.
help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful
DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL
yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”
LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant?? Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO. They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL. They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.
Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse. The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!! Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest. Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed. They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE. So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.